Woman bends, Man breaks.
You see your partner talking to someone of the opposite sex, and they are friendlier than usual.
Woman Bends: She’ll see her man talking to another girl and even though it upsets her, she wont react. Instead she’ll collect her thoughts and save it for another day.
Man Breaks: He sees her talking to a guy and it’s an instant reaction, he’s angry and lets her AND the guy she’s talking to know it.
Your partner has a new friend of the opposite sex that they speak to often.
Woman Bends: She’ll wait (and hope) for her man to tell her who the new friend is. If he doesnt say, she’ll ask about her and ask to meet her.
Man Breaks: He’ll ask (complain) about her new friend and request less time be spent speaking to him. When meeting the friend he gives him the cold shoulder and the eyes to let him know. The new friend unsurprisingly rarely speaks to her ever again.
Your partner’s going on a party holiday….in Napa.
Woman Bends: Has her suspicions but quietly trusts her partner wil behave himself (pssh..in Napa? haha)
Man Breaks: He knows she’s likely to misbehave especially with some of the girls she’s going with. He’s not happy, he gets into an argument which either forces her to misbehave or forces HIM to join her in Napa.
Your partner aint in the mood for sex, simple.
Woman Bends: She shows anger but doesnt complain for too long, she collects her thoughts.
Man Breaks: Its the end of the world, he’s fuming and doesnt know what to do with himself, he has no control.
You see something in the car that doesnt belong to you…and sure as hell dont belong to your partner….but whoever it belongs to is the same sex as you.
Woman Bends: Save it for a Rainy Day.
Man Breaks: Everyday is a rainy day.
Your partner comes home late….real late after a party. They look and smell different.
Woman Bends: She doesnt say anything, she logs it into her memory.
Man Breaks: If he hasnt called her already before she even hits the door, he’ll turn into CSI Miami.com/ForensicDetectives and go mad!